It's that time of year again - Tax time. I dread it year after year, because no matter how hopeful I am we'll get a refund, my optimism is quickly squashed by accountants. I've tried filing the taxes myself, hiring people, with holding more cash, burying money in the back yard, laundering funds in off shore accounts (cha, right!) - all of which results in us owing more money to the good old United States Treasury. And when I did file the return myself, the good IRS noticed a ton of errors and let me know I made a mistake and owed more money, plus interest.
What happened to getting a refund once we got married? Yah, that only happened once. Bummer. Back to work so I can pay off our taxes.